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The Quest to Become a Techno Influencer Has Been Parodied In Board Game Format

The Quest to Become a Techno Influencer Has Been Parodied In Board Game Format

If you've overly thought well-nigh ascending the ranks to all-time techno stardom, "Business Techno: The Game" may be for you.

Move over, Monopoly. Business Techno: The Game has arrived.

Christmas lies just virtually the corner, and lo and behold, the perfect workbench game for the warehouse rave dweller in your family has just hit shelves. Its players will strive to unzip social media fame in the quest towards towers and monetizing their own fanbase and techno empire.

Players of Business Techno: The Game teeter precariously on the brink of "total disaster and tremendous success." The parody workbench game takes aspiring techno influencers on a journey towards acquiring resources using the in-game "Techno Coin" currency.

"Business Techno: The Game."

Krzysztof Karpinski

"The road leading to your own Techno Empire is not a path strewn with roses," the game's unravelment reads. "You’ll have to take many risks to rise to the top. Roll the dice and see what fate brings! Open yourself up to the healing powers of Techno Fairy, but remember that Techno Curse has never been increasingly real!"

Get ready to pop some bottles and unfold the workbench of Business Techno: The Game at an afterparty near you this holiday season. Copies of the game are available online for €42.34 (~$43.80 USD).